do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
HOLY FUCK THIS
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
i wish people had crushes on me
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes