I solemnly swear that I am up to no good;

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kittiezandtittiez:

If my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
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elovers:

People have some real issues

toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

image

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trainquilize:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

HOLY FUCK THIS

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nudit:

♡♡♡
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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

😩

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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pastel-cutie:

i don’t dress the way i do to please you
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